Malkin apni nokarani se

Malkin apni nokarani se:"Mujhe lagta hai ki tere malik ka Office me kisi ldki ke saath chakar hai."
Nokarani:"Nahi malkin, Aisa mat sochiye, malik mujhe dhoka nahi de sakte!"

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1 ladka gadhe k samne gir gaya. 1 khubsurat ladki ne dekha aur kaha,"Apne bade bhai k pair chhu rahe ho?" Ladka bola,"JI BHABHI JI!"

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1 ladka gadhe k samne gir gaya. 1 khubsurat ladki ne dekha aur kaha,"Apne bade bhai k pair chhu rahe ho?" Ladka bola,"JI BHABHI JI!"

Extra Kameena ßacha! - jokes

Extra Kameena ßacha!
Son: Papa apki love marrige hai na?
Dad: Haan per tumhen kese pta?
Son: Apki shadi or meri date of birth me sirf 5 month ka fark hai :P

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Boy-Tu kitne baje uthti h?

Girl-Apna koi time nhi
jab dil kare so jati hu,
aur jab dil kare uth jati hu..

Boy-notty!
Tu bilkul mere 'kutte' pe gayi hai..;-)

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Murga:- I love u.
Murgi:- Ha ha....
Murga:- Mai tere liye kuch v kar sakta hu....
Murgi:- Really??
Murga:- Yes..
Kya karu batao.
Murgi:- Bataun...
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Bataun...
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Chal anda de...!